Four months into what we have often tended to describe as ‘critical’ or ‘crucial’ elections, as if no election in Ghana is crucial and critical, the temperature of the politician and their political parties continue to up in frenzied contest, but also unfriendly jibes.
From the law courts of the country, through the flagbearers’ engagements of constituencies in the Savannah, and down to irritating flashpoints in Mahama Ayariga’s Bawku and conflict-riddled Lukula, the sparks and barbs pervade the atmosphere – with noises that are not only prankish, but sometimes loose-ended and infantile.
Particularly, since Hawa Yakubu tutored us about the issues, and helped introduce niche messages that Jake and Oboshie Sai-Cofie would be jingling to the discomfort of the Jerry Rawlings corner, all we are seeing today, generally, is plenty of twaddle that crowds out the deft digitisation and 24-hour economy messages from the two flagbearers. But that is the nature of the ‘madding crowd’ politics that we love to offer the madding, unlettered electorate, Okada economy actors and jobless youth interested more in seeking greener pastures as cleaners and house-helps in Dubai than being mechanics and plumbers in Ghana.
Unfortunately as a nation, we may not have done modestly enough, in creating jobs that the politician himself would be proud of. But that has been because, by their long mouths, they pretend to know how to do anything, when the Constitution stipulates only a few, manageable things for them.
If they had not altogether been too satisfactory at creating jobs, it was because they themselves failed to appreciate that job creation comes essentially from competence, capacity and ability to generate frameworks, systems and structures to facilitate and accelerate job creation naturally. But that is the cross they have elected to bear…So, let them bear it, while we hassle them for being ‘ambitious’ and ‘magnanimous.’
Invitation to more noise
While we filter the ambitious and the magnanimous from the naked twaddle, the Electoral Commission (EC), sounding more and more democratic and inclusive, has, with the knowledge and consent of the political parties, decided that from September 9 to September 13, this year, it will receive nominations for the elections of President and Members of Parliament (MPs).
This decision is pursuant to Regulations 6, 7 and 8 of the Public Elections Regulations, 2020 (C.I. 127). The EC, however, has generously maintained that filing fees are same as that for the last 2020 elections, affirming that presidential candidates will pay GH¢100,000 and parliamentary GH¢10,000, despite inflation levels and rising costs of providing services.
Deputy Chairman in-charge of Operations, Samuel Tettey, said interested candidates were required to download the nomination forms from the EC’s website at https://ec.gov.gh/forms pronto. All prospective candidates should therefore contact the Commission for a passcode.
PNC Red Beret kid’s bid
So murky will be the terrain, with mavericks such as PNC’s Bernard Monah seeking space to fly the PNC flag as a presidential candidate. But that’s democracy. Very soon, my Assemblyman from Adobetor Electoral Area will also be wigging through the crowd like a Zacchaeus seeking recognition to become a disciple in the days that being Jew and a proxy of the Roman Empire was a passport to safety.
So, we would, like last year, be fielding a dozen or so presidential candidates, probably with Akua Donkor and the other known and unknown quantities clowning and clamouring for space and the hearts, souls and ears of the junkies at Adabraka, Kinbu and Asylum Down, the haven of 24-hour economy in drug abuse and black market activity.
Bernard launched his nokofioo bid to become a presidential candidate of the party whose presidential candidate dazzled Jerry Rawlings in 1996, though the charismatic Nkrumaist and medical practitioner would fizzle out prematurely as a politician or merit, after spurning an invitation earlier from the NPP to become JAK’s running mate – with massive prospects of becoming a President in 2008.
Monah’s vision
In a feuding political team that represents your country of the blind and one-eyed men, Bernard Mornah will be launching that bid to lead PNC for Dec. 7 polls to offer some magic. His vision will be to “create a Ghana where everyone, including the youth and women, can achieve their full potential.” He may be right. This is Ghana, where everything is possible.
Says he: “I aim to provide decent work opportunities, both in private and public sectors, and ensure that Ghanaians do not feel the need to seek opportunities abroad.” He, Bernard, is committed to honesty, discipline and excellence as personal values.
His ‘rich’ credentials include being the national youth organiser and General Secretary. Priorities are addressing high levels of unemployment, inflation, exchange rate crisis, corruption, gross mismanagement of the economy, the double-track system in public schools and abuse of office by the incumbent government as some of the problems facing the country, which should encourage voters to seek change.
When a General beats a retreat.
As the grounds generate bubble upon bubble, lawyers for a former Auditor-General, Prof Dua Agyeman, are on the heels of the NDC’s General now elevated to National Chairman of the opposition NDC in the GH¢20m defamation case against Johnson Asiedu Nketiah.
According to the lawyers of the aggrieved and angry former Auditor-General, despite claims and an official excuse, that the General was medically indisposed and couldn’t be present in court to defend himself against a defamation case, he had been spotted still doing his things on NDC campaign platforms.
Also cited in the case were Neat FM and your authoritative Daily Graphic, who we never thought would ‘dabble’ in such stories by their conservative and defensive tradition.
Professor Dua Agyeman has sued Mr Nketiah for claiming that he (Prof. Agyeman) generated fake audit reports resulting in him being sacked by the Institute of Chartered Accountants Ghana.
Remember Asiedu Nketia of 2008. He accused JAK of everything, probably including attempting to incinerate the throne of Almighty God. Nobody took him to court. It was an allowable campaign cacophony. He got away with it, and the NDC made enough capital from it to win the elections, without Rambo Gbevlo-Lartey prosecuting successfully one cat or mouse, after the NDC came to power.
But the retreating General reminds of Kojo Sardine, and an episode between him and an uncle mine. Kojo was eccentric businessman Nii Yemo’s dad. Nii Yemo was a buddy of Jake and Jake was a buddy of my buddy Mike Soussoudis, Papa J’s cousin.
It was only Nii Yemo from La who successfully made nonsense of Jerry Rawlings confiscation spree by dragging the regime to court to nullify charges against the dad and retrieve his assets while sons and daughters of known Kwahu and Ashanti business captains hid and whined and bolted into exile.
But this my uncle had a penchant for embarrassing businessman Kojo Sardine anytime he saw him on his way to work in his three-seater Mercedes: they are no longer in town, but in the 60s into the early 70s, only a few rode in that classy toy. Every rich man is a thief in Ghana…That was my uncle’s verdict.
And my uncle would shout Kojo Julor – until one day, he got out of the toy, and chassed my paternal uncle to my maternal grandmothers compound – while my uncle, agitated, got drenched in sweat, desperately seeking asylum between my grandmother’s laps.
Possessed by Lawyer Ayikoi Otoo’s gbeshie, the spirit that turns fingerlings into giants, Asiedu Nketia would do to the former Auditor-General what he did to JAK and got away with it. And now, the court is after him.
But the judge says nyet. You have to prove that Asiedu Nketia is not only sick, but that you actually have evidence that he is out there seeking safety in the NDC flagbearer’s laps like my caged uncle did. It is not enough to allege…“Bring the evidence of him hopping from one NDC rally to the other…”
Fortunately for Asiedu Nketia, the defamation law today is no longer what we had under his benefactor Jerry Rawlings under which poor George Naykene got arrested, jailed and subsequently died, after his release – with Major Mensah Gbedemah as witness threatening to blow Ndebugre’s head with a pistol in court, and got away with it…
That is why both the General and the plaintiff’s lawyers must play by the rules, and prove their respective points.
By Abena Baawuah